FEATURED CHAPTERS SONG
Chapter VI – This New Math
All songs written and produced by Michael P. Rovatsos
Gurnudo Music (BMI), 2026. Mastered by Chris Hobson. Co-written songs noted individually.
Shawn Brady- Lead Vocals
Michael P. Rovatsos- Background Vocals, Electric Guitars, Bass, Organ, Tambourine, Shaker
Alan Mackelburg- Lead Guitar
Steve Judd- Drums
Mixed by Chuck Lewis
At a Glance
Mood: Thoughtful power pop with a raised eyebrow.
Ingredients: McCartney-inspired bass lines, clever metaphors and one guy who's convinced the world stopped making sense.
Full Story
Every songwriter has a handful of heroes they accidentally chase from time to time.
For me, Sir Paul McCartney has always been one of those giants.
I wasn't trying to write a Beatles song, but I'd be lying if I said Sir Paul's fingerprints weren't somewhere in the approach and even on the bass guitar. Sometimes your influences sneak in through the back door while you're busy writing.
This song follows a guy who's reached that point in life where everything seems unnecessarily complicated. Technology changes. Language changes. The rules keep changing. And, what exactly is “woke” anyway?!?
He's trying his best.
He's just not buying the “new math.”
We've all met someone like him.
On certain days...
We've all been him.
Shawn Brady brought exactly the right balance of frustration and humanity to the vocal. Underneath all the sarcasm is a man, a good man, who's really just trying to understand the world again.
So, keep your pencil sharp.
LYRICS: CHAPTER VI
This New Math
Logging on to share this story
About a man who lost his mind
The price to pay for all that dirty laundry
With this new math he won't dare cross that line, again
X means Y but Y means zero
How can we survive on that
When everybody needs that hero
This new math has gone and crushed that flat
Is our logic right
Why, why are we so uptight
Wipe the blackboard clear
Eraser's busy now
Yeah, eraser's busy now
So I'll keep my pencil sharp
But I don't where to start
Throw the flash cards out
Eraser's busy now
Eraser's busy now
Keep on strivin' to decide not to divide
This woke new math is a travesty indeed
Anticipating this new cancelled equation
This new math is our ruin, you'll see
Yeah, this new math is the ruin for me
Yeah, this new math is the ruin of me
La, La, La, La, La, La
La, La, La, La, La, La
La, La, La, La, La, La
La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La
She leans left but he leans right, why can't we find a common side, unite
He leans left but she leans right, why can't we find a common side, unite
They lean left while they lean right, why can't we find a common side, unite
Unite
Unite