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Chapter VI – This New Math

ROVATSOS This New Math

All songs written and produced by Michael P. Rovatsos
Gurnudo Music (BMI), 2026. Mastered by Chris Hobson. Co-written songs noted individually.

Shawn Brady- Lead Vocals

Michael P. Rovatsos- Background Vocals, Electric Guitars, Bass, Organ, Tambourine, Shaker

Alan Mackelburg- Lead Guitar

Steve Judd- Drums

Mixed by Chuck Lewis

At a Glance

Mood: Thoughtful power pop with a raised eyebrow.

Ingredients: McCartney-inspired bass lines, clever metaphors and one guy who's convinced the world stopped making sense.

Full Story

Every songwriter has a handful of heroes they accidentally chase from time to time.

For me, Sir Paul McCartney has always been one of those giants.

I wasn't trying to write a Beatles song, but I'd be lying if I said Sir Paul's fingerprints weren't somewhere in the approach and even on the bass guitar. Sometimes your influences sneak in through the back door while you're busy writing.

This song follows a guy who's reached that point in life where everything seems unnecessarily complicated. Technology changes. Language changes. The rules keep changing. And, what exactly is “woke” anyway?!?

He's trying his best.

He's just not buying the “new math.”

We've all met someone like him.

On certain days...

We've all been him.

Shawn Brady brought exactly the right balance of frustration and humanity to the vocal. Underneath all the sarcasm is a man, a good man, who's really just trying to understand the world again.

So, keep your pencil sharp.

LYRICS: CHAPTER VI

This New Math

Logging on to share this story

About a man who lost his mind

The price to pay for all that dirty laundry

With this new math he won't dare cross that line, again

X means Y but Y means zero

How can we survive on that

When everybody needs that hero

This new math has gone and crushed that flat

Is our logic right

Why, why are we so uptight

Wipe the blackboard clear

Eraser's busy now

Yeah, eraser's busy now

So I'll keep my pencil sharp

But I don't where to start

Throw the flash cards out

Eraser's busy now

Eraser's busy now

Keep on strivin' to decide not to divide

This woke new math is a travesty indeed

Anticipating this new cancelled equation

This new math is our ruin, you'll see

Yeah, this new math is the ruin for me

Yeah, this new math is the ruin of me

La, La, La, La, La, La

La, La, La, La, La, La

La, La, La, La, La, La

La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La

She leans left but he leans right, why can't we find a common side, unite

He leans left but she leans right, why can't we find a common side, unite

They lean left while they lean right, why can't we find a common side, unite

Unite

Unite